riseofthecommonwoodpile:

at work i was doing a phone interview and the person had only worked at a horse stable before so i asked her what she learned working there that she could apply to working in retail, and she said, “nothing. that was horses, retail is for people” and i had to mute the call because i couldn’t help but laugh hysterically

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ruletogether:

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chevvybar:

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

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jtgunner:

snarthurt:

unregistered-hypercam2:

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depressionmeal:

Depression meal 1720

1 bowl of 3 hour old mac n cheese and a chocolate muffin

woodmeat:

what? how much do i love you? 

how much sand is on the beach? a gotdamn lot right? how all that sand get on beaches? what is sand forreal like its clean dirt forreal. wtf is a beach too this shit wild to think about. baby where you going

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astronaute:

astronaute:

i went to an art gallery for the first time yesterday and there was a long ass monkey on the floor and now i feel cursed

imagine walking into an art gallery for the first time in your life and seeing this

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aeleolus:

penfairy:

“I would eat his heart in the marketplace” is legit the most savage line I have ever heard, I’d like to personally thank Shakespeare for putting into words that feeling of rage and protectiveness women get when some fuckboy hurts another woman

Okay first off, I will always reblog this post, but secondly, I went to Shakespeare in the Park tonight to see this and all the women cheered *so loudly* when Beatrice said this line, and the guy in front of me looked around all shocked and a little scared and said “… oh wow” and it was ICONIQUE

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